Where were you? Who gave it to you, how was it sliced, what the day was like? Was it room temp or from the fridge? Were you allowed to let the juice run down your chin and spit the seeds out, or did you have to eat it with a spoon? Did it even have seeds, or was it one of the new seedless GMO melons? And, then what............?
15 minutes, starting........now: Go.